Marriage.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/21/2015 at 12:28 • Filed to: Lerve

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Every. Damn. Roll.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 12:34

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Dump her/him/it.

Chris Clarke > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/21/2015 at 12:40

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fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 12:42

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The struggle is real. Though I’m more annoyed by the “trash can is full so I’m going to pile trash on the lid” behavior than I am the toilet paper thing.

$kaycog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 12:42

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This might help.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 12:43

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THIS! Also the lint trap in the dryer!

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 13:05

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I have the exact same toilet paper roll holder. How exciting.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > $kaycog 11/21/2015 at 13:13

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Why are the rolls UPSIDE DOWN!!!

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 13:14

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...cat? Mine unroll them if they aren't backwards.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 11/21/2015 at 13:15

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Fuck with her and roll up the lint carpet like a balled up pair of socks and put it with the others.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 11/21/2015 at 13:17

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That’s sounds like the last time I had roommates. Trash is a bit of a berserk button for me.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl 11/21/2015 at 13:18

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My cats have moved past the rolls. They prefer to chew on boxes and destroy little plants.

Speed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 13:19

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All the rolls all the time...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Speed 11/21/2015 at 13:20

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Noooo! Why did you remind me of the paper towels!

Speed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 13:21

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Misery loves company.

$kaycog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 13:23

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Some people don’t know any better. Also, maybe cat.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 13:34

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Nah cause then she won't cook and I'll starve to death.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 11/21/2015 at 13:36

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You still have your smokes and Starbucks... I could live off their cheese danishes if I had to.

bryan40oop > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 13:47

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And it’s always my fault for “leaving” the roll empty even if I haven’t yet used the restroom.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 13:50

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Actually I quit smoking when the kid was born. 4 months!

Love me a chonga bagel.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 11/21/2015 at 13:51

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Good job! Hopefully you’ve increased your alcohol and caffeine intake to compensate.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 14:01

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lsn zn

coqui70 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2015 at 14:51

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Just start using her fancy makeup removal wipes. Not only will she start stocking every bathroom with plenty of TP - she will also buy you those fancy butt wipes so you stop leaving streaks on the bed you dirty bastard.

NJAnon > $kaycog 11/21/2015 at 15:12

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Thats actually an only solution for some people. :P